Brake Stopper
Posted on | December 14, 2007 | Comments Off
Brake Stopper
My wife rigged my brakes so that every time I stop, I hear a recording of Alan Rickman. Is this weird or what?
Ok, for those of you that don't know who Alan Rickman is, he is Severus Snape from the Harry Potter series. I have almost gotten into several accidents because of this. I try not to stop anymore, so I just swerve out of the way of cars and run red lights.
I am sick and tired of hearing such quotes as ""The Dark Arts are many, varied, ever-changing and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible."
The other quote I hear all the time is "I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."
My wife thinks its hilarious, but its driving me insane. I cannot figure out how to disable it. I have tried every spell I can think of.
Should I get mad, or get even? Any suggestions?
Take it to Arthur Weasley. I think he can put a stop to it. Or maybe he'll just get it to fly... but that's even better. 
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